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Bret Michaels – Love Guru

Celebrity Apprentice Bret Michaels will be the LOVE GURU on some new, corny reality show entitled “Rock of Love Boat” or something.

But wait, there’s more! He’s also having another reality show on VH1 and a new album out. Wowza.

While we’re on the subject, Wigs.com just had a redesign.

Machine Head frontman – robbed

Machinehead frontman Robb Flynn got robbed. No, not of his slot at Sonisphere. Like, robbed for real.

“We walked in and I realized we had been robbed, our bedroom was ransacked, my tools were on the [living room] floor because they had used them to pry the TV off its corner mount” said a distraught Rob Flynn while crying.

The loss is estimated to be around $30,000 in cash, computers, musical equipment, jewelry and his manhood.

Full interview here.

When asked if he was the one behind the robbery, Fred Durst had no comment.

Queens Of The Stone Age need more money

All the lawyer fees from the lawsuits caused by Josh’s temper tantrums on stage ain’t gonna pay themselves. That’s where you come in.

Queens Of The Stone Age is releasing a reissue of their self-titled debut album. It has three new tracks though, just so you won’t feel cheated or something.

The album hits stores November 26th. Track listing after the jump.

More political propaganda from Serj

Serj Tankian, the man who constantly bites the hand that feeds, is yet again using his (small) fame to change the world. Give this man an award already, maybe he shuts up.

“Serj Tankian has teamed with the Armenian National Committee of America (ANCA) and the Armenian Youth Federation (AYF) in calling on President Obama to honor his pledge to recognize the Armenian Genocide and to take decisive action to end the genocide in Darfur, with the September 9 launch of the “Yes, It’s Genocide” campaign.“

Boring video of him talking about this crap after the jump.

When asked why he’s constantly criticizing the country his parents immigrated to when he was little, a country that made all of his fame and fortune possible, Serj answered “I’ll give you a hint, it rhymes with CRITE”

All Satriani wants is some pen pals

Satriani may look mean on stage with his shiny bald head and his 70s cop shows type sunglasses. But inside, he’s just a big softie, and all he wants is to e-befriend you. Awww.

You can download his new single, “Light Years Away,” just for Tweeting or posting on Facebook.

So have a heart, help him social network his way into more friends.