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Christmas Giveaway: The Big Four

See that photo above? That’s the Deluxe edition of The Big Four DVD and it can be yours, all you have to do is finish the joke below and if you’re the funniest, you get that for Christmas. The second funniest motherfucker gets a regular Big Four DVD, meaning the same amazing concerts, just no photos and extra stuff.

Contest ended. Winners have been announced.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving, metalheads! I got nothing to give and no one to thank so I don’t know if this holiday does me any good, but any time I have an excuse to overeat sounds awesome to me so I’m up for anything, as long as beer and sex is involved.

We want you (not in that way)

You may have noticed a new button on the upper menu, called “Your Band.”

Well, faithful DoM readers might have noticed how we like to write about unknown bands. Some bands we stumble upon ourselves, others just simply emailed us. So we decided to make it official, and give all the aspiring musicians a chance to be written about, since most other metal sites won’t bother unless you sold a few million copies.

So if you have a band, click the button above or simply go here. Read the terms then fill in the form, and we’ll get back to you.

Note: We don’t have anything to gain from this, we won’t ask you for anything in return, so keep that in mind — it’s all for you. It’s simply us being nice. And well hung, but that’s another story.

The end of all weeks to come

So, first week of November and we’ve been busier than Corey Taylor in a Victoria’s Secret shop.

What have we done? Well, I don’t know… We just interviewed Peavy of Rage.
And we’ve mini-reviewed the Big Four DVD.
We also made a Top 10 of the most pretentious videos.
We introduced you to Mordax.
We told you about Metallica’s private corporate gig.
We made fun of Head’s head injury.
And we scared the living shit out of you by showing Corey’s drag costume.

What will we do next week? We’ll simply just be even more amazing than usual (yes, it’s possible).

Dose.Me

We are proud to announce that we made our own URL shortener. Why? Cause we’re branching out, that’s why. Expect a perfume line next.

dose.me is basically just a quick URL shortener that we’ll use from now on, on Twitter. You can use it as well, it’s free and it’s for everybody. Stop looking effeminate with “bit.ly” in your tweets. Use a real man’s URL shortener and women like the one picture above will have sex with you.