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Today’s Dose of Metal: Jaymz birthday edition

James Hetfield just turned 48, so I thought it’d be fitting to use this live clip of ‘Nothing Else Matters’ as today’s dose of metal.

This is actually a great performance of the song, from Big Day Out 2004. I wish they still sounded like that, I mean I get they won’t sound like in the 80s and early 90s, but at least early 2000s.

Then again, back then they used to perform ‘Frantic’ live, so maybe it’s better this way.

So enjoy this classic Metallica ballad, the one Metallica song every chick knows. I recommend learning it on guitar, too. It will get you laid. You’ll be fucking fat chicks in no time.

Bruce Dickinson likes to fly

We all know Iron Maiden flies in a big ass plane which looks pretty badass. We also know Bruce flies that thing, because he loves it. But what we don’t know is that I have a huge penis, and I’m pretty much handsome, smart and successful.

I don’t have a NSFW video to prove that to you, but I have a very-SFW video about Bruce. Not that he’s more interesting than I am, or anything, but it’s all I have for you today.

Thin Lizzy’s Hellfest performance is here

Almost an hour of Thin Lizzy live goodness is available in that clip above. Isn’t it nice?

I wanted to write a pun about ‘whiskey in the jar’ but couldn’t really think of any. My first idea was ‘pour me some whiskey in an hd jar,’ so you can just tell how pathetic I am. With a matching sense of humor, I should add.

Anyway, not much else to say, really. Watch it if you want. Or don’t. You’re not my fucking nephew. I don’t care what you do.

Today’s Dose of Metal will break the law

Since we told you what Rob Halford thinks of his band today, figured I’d ‘dose’ you with this classic. You know, the one song Rob doesn’t like to sing anymore, so he lets the crowd do it for him.

By the way, isn’t Judas Priest breaking the law if they’re marketing a tour as their last, even though it really isn’t? Just askin’…

Today’s Dose Of Metal sells… But who’s buying?

What do you mean I can’t post a Megadeth song? I listen to them everyday.

Considering I’ve talked about Megadeth today, and will talk some more in an upcoming article (which I’ll post soon, stay tuned yo), I think it’s only fitting that I post this live version of ‘Peace Sells.’

This performance is from the Danish Roskilde Festival, famous for their nudity. Yeah, they have naked runs and unisex communal showers. If you’re a pervert, you should definitely go there. I sure as hell will.

Anyway, want to see Dave rocking a ginger goatee while playing this epic song? Watch the video above.