Category Archives: Videos
Sebastian Bach teaches you how to scream
Say what you will about Skid Row, but frontman Sebastian Bach can motherfucking scream. He has a pretty good voice, so watch him patronizing you by apparently giving you tips on how to sing like him.
Oh please, it’s like me teaching you how to be handsome. We were born this way, no video in the world would ever be able to help you achieve the same level. But good on ya, Seb, maybe you should be a mentor on American Idol this year. I hear the dude that looks like an old lady in Aerosmith is still involved.
Kramer vs. Kramer: Who’s goofier, Aerosmith’s drummer, or the beloved Seinfeld character?
Joey Kramer, of Aerosmith fame, apparently does drum solos. Alex, of Dose of Metal fame, apparently is dumb enough to post about this, as if it was of any significance whatsoever.
Oh well, enjoy. If I had a nickel for every pixel in the video, I’d be as rich as Dave Mustaine. (Get it? cause the quality is bad, therefore there are few pixels, and Megadeth isn’t popular. See, it’s not really funny if I have to explain it, asswipe)
Christmas meets Metal
Christmas Eve; too drunk to care for Metal news, too sozzled to write, so instead I felt like posting the above video. Youtuber 331Erock posts a lot of ‘Metalized’ interpretations of popular songs, and the above medley of well known Christmas songs is amongst my favorites. Check it out.
Merry Christmas fuckers, make sure you have a Metal one.
Stay Metal
That’s pretty much all I have to say for now. Have a Happy Whatever-it-is-that-you-are-celebrating!
