The throne is dead

The Devil Wears Prada, the band you might know by all the jokes I made about their name, have fucking owned me. And metal in general. The band’s latest offering, Dead Throne, which came out last Tuesday cracked the US Top 10. Barely, because they got the 10th spot.

Now, I know what you might be thinking, hey, you can buy enough CDs of your own to get to the Top 10 nowadays, but the worst thing about this: they fucking got in, Anthrax is #12. Shame on you, America.

Draiman puts a ring on it

David Draiman, of Disturbed, is hitting that. Yes, really. Her name is Lena Yada and yes, that’s her three times in the photo, it’s not three different girls, you racist.

Anyway, they’ll get married on September 25, in a ‘secret, undisclosed location.’ Because ever paparazzi in the country wants a photo of a relatively unknown guy, right?

But listen, I’ve made fun of David a couple of times, but look at what he’s tapping. Here is what I’m tapping: click.

Congrats, you guys, oh ah ah ah ah.

Make the jump to see a photo of them together, just to realize how shitty your life is.

Stone Sour = conception?

Great news if you like Stone Sour, bad news if you like good music. The aforementioned band may release a ‘double album.’ I’m no math genius but two Stone Sour albums + two ears = four times the pain. Damn.

“The thing I can say is that it’s like little bits and pieces of the first three albums, but it’s very dark. I’ve got a story . . . it’s almost a concept album that I’m writing right now — and it might turn into a double album. There’s a lot of really good material that we’re all kinda coming up with and I’m really excited to get in to the studio and see what happens.“

Read full article here.

If you’re wondering what the title of this article means, by the way, I have no idea either. It’s a concept title. *wink wink*

Tuesday Trivia: Metal connection #3 – Christopher Lee

They say you learn something new every day, which is completely true. Now, take a word of advice from me, it’s not always a good thing. I learned something today, and I had to watch a Rhapsody video because of it. *queue symphonic power metal joke*

Having said that, I leave it up to you to make the decision, if you want to take the risk, make the jump and deal with the consequences.

Video interview with Robb Flynn

Above, you can watch a brand new video interview with Machine Head‘s Robb Flynn, courtesy of Metal Injection.

In the interview, Robb discusses his love for ham sandwiches, gives tips on how to ride a bike, and finally offers his views on the US presidential election for 2012.

Nah, just kidding. I think he discusses the band’s new album or something. I don’t know, what am I, your mom? Just watch the video already!