Sample some Head

Me, I love receiving head. It feels damn good… Well, at least I’d imagine it does, I wouldn’t know being an ‘internet geek’ and all.

A free sample of ex Korn guitarist, Head’s new single, on the other hand? No thanks. If you have no care for your ears however, you can check it out over at Amazon. Be warned though, it probably sucks.

The new single, ‘Paralyzed’, will officially be released October 4th. Mark it in your diaries, to remind you not to listen to it.

Fred Durst has a look-alike

To find out who he is, check out this video over at Metal Hammer’s website.

Review: Rise to Remain – City of Vultures

Rise to Remain are a Metal band from London, UK, more often known as ‘that band led by Bruce Dickinson’s son’. Despite some critics arguing the band have risen to fame due to vocalist Austin Dickinson’s rich and famous father, Rise to Remain have still received rave reviews for their live performances as well as their first 3 EPs, even winning some awards along the way.

Last week the band released their debut album, City of Vultures, and Dose of Metal has the only verdict you’re ever going to need. Make the mother-fucking jumpalump for my review of one of Britain’s fastest rising Metal bands.

Review: Staind – Staind

Oh noes, Staind have dun got heavy, yo’. And no, I’m not reviewing Staind twice, you’ll be happy to know, but instead their new album (out tomorrow in North America) is very originally self-titled, as the band have run out of album names, as well as musical ideas.

So first, a little history lesson for the 3 people out there that care. Basically, the first couple of (3 at a push – and a hard push at that) Staind albums were pretty heavy. And by “pretty heavy”, I mean not heavy at all. The albums in question, were never quite as shit as the shit that followed that “heavy” shit. If you get what I’m saying? So I guess after going all ‘middle of the road’ on our asses, and sales flopping more than my penis flops after seeing your mother, the band decided they need to go back to their roots for all 10 of their remaining fans. Fun times, right? Another piece of useless trivia, is that the band were discovered by Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit fame, so we have so have something else to blame him for.

So if you’re a Staind fan, make the jump off a high cliff for my exclusive review. Or if you’re just intrigued to find out if the band can pull off a ‘return to roots’ album, or have a morbid sense of humor, you may also want to check it out, as my attempts at writing are both awesome and hilarious at the same time.

Opeth streaming Heritage

Heritage, the latest album by Opeth (in stores September 20), is being streamed over at NPR.org. I’d like to let you know what it’s like, but unfortunately, I don’t have 2 hours to go through it. Snap.

You can find more details over at Blabbermouth, and if you happen to find time to give it a listen, let me know how you felt about it in the comments. Bye!