Weekly Dose of Metal: The Red Chord
Still hungover, still in need of a cure.
Enter The Red Chord, one of the finest Deathcore bands around. Assuming they are Deathcore, of course, because I really don’t give a shit either way. As long as they make my ears bleed and play music heavy enough to stop me from being able to think clearly, then all is good.
You can listen to ‘Love on the Concrete’ taken from the 2005 album Clients below.
Bush has a video
Imagine what a George W. sextape would look like… Yuck.
No, not that Bush, the Bush you might remember if you were alive in the 90’s. Hey, if we can make fun of Nickelback and Godsmack, we can at least do the same with Gwen Stefani’s husband. I’m kidding, I can’t make fun of Gavin, because he’s clearly married to a witch. I mean, how can you explain her looking exactly the fucking same over the last 15 years. Spells, that’s how you explain it, and I don’t want to have anything with that shit.
Back on topic, apparently the band have a video out for their song “The Sound of Winter.” According to Blabbermouth it can be seen on their page, but all I got is a blank square, but hey, you might be more lucky, check the article here. You can also see a lyrics video after the jump, just so I’d justify the post title.
Mystery of Megadeth’s Public Enemy No. 1
Hey, if you go over to Megadeth‘s website, you can stream their new song, Public Enemy No. 1. It comes out as a digital single on Tuesday, September 13, the day that’s also Dave Mustaine’s birthday.
Woah, fuck the song, let’s dig into this some more. Megadeth‘s album is also called Th1rt3en! This is just crazy. You know what also happened on September 13? Tupac got shot, that’s what happened! Holy shit you guys, can’t you see the connections? Public Enemy No. 1 is also the song by Public Enemy, featuring cryptic lyrics such as “Ya know what I’m sayin'” — I think I do. The mind blowing thing about this is that Public Enemy’s version of the song was also sampled by Puff Daddy in his own version called PE 2000.
We all know what that clearly means though. Puff Daddy obviously killed Tupac because he gained the most out of it, that much we know by all the proof that’s been circulating on the internet over the years. What no one ever could figure out is how he managed to do it, and I think that by deciphering these clues Dave Mustaine is leaving us, we can now see that it was him who did it. I mean, who would suspect a ginger involved in some gangsta wars. Just think about it, it’s quite genius. You can also see Dave has had a tough time after that and he’s been leaving us messages, just like Tupac. I mean, why would he name Megadeth‘s 1997 album (the one written around the time of Tupac’s death) Cryptic Writings?
Everything matches up (one thing I still haven’t figured out, see it after the jump). You can join me in my quest for truth over at davemustainekilledtupac.com
Cult of Luna cover Unbroken
Cult of Luna, one of my favorite bands in recent times, have been hard at work writing for a new album, and have announced that recording will begin this Autumn. Great news, I know, but what about us impatient cunts?, I hear you ask.
Well, in the mean time, the band have posted an exclusive cover of Unbroken‘s ‘Recluse’ over at the band’s Myspace page.
I haven’t heard the cover yet, as I stopped using Myspace the second I started talking to girls in real life. Well that and I’m just too fucking lazy to click the link and I’m in bed with a hangover with red raw cock from all the sex wanking I did last night. Life’s tough being me.
If you’re not stuck in 2004, using shitty websites full of glitter and amateur modelling attempt photos, why not check out the band’s Facebook page also for album updates.
