Everyone’s been raving about this video…

Of course, it means shit as long as we don’t confirm it. Many other metal sites have gone on to say how the video for Powerglove’s (apparently a band, not a sextoy for guys) Batman (apparently a superhero, not a sextoy for gals) is super awesome, and well, we’re here to confirm it. It’s pretty awesome. If you’re into late 80s music and early 90s console games, you’re gonna love it. Even if you’re not, you should appreciate the humor. So yeah, from the most relevant 1337 source you have, it’s well worth your time.

Is this shit for real?

I don’t know how old this is (looks like it came from a few years back, but apparently the video says 2011), all I know is that someone beat Attack Attack! in the “Hoooooly fucking shit” category. Make sure you have a phone near you so you can call the ambulance if you start to choke from laughter, definitely make sure you don’t have any guns around, then make the jump.

Friday Top 10: Best Machine Head songs

First thing’s first, let me tell you something: Compiling this list has been an absolute shitcunt. I’m pretty sure I may have just offended more than a few people with that language, but hey, if you’re reading Dose of Metal you’ve probably come to expect poor language and poor writing. If you are offended, you may just want to remove that sand from your vagina before it starts to itch too much. That’s a number one health tip from Doctor Mark (I’m not really a doctor though, I’m barely even a person, so please don’t sue me).

But back to business, as I was saying, writing this week’s Top 10 has been pretty damn hard. Apart from my inability to construct a concise sentence (number one tip BTW, don’t begin a sentence with the word ‘but’) and put those things together that form words (letters maybe?), I’ve also struggled to keep this list to just 10 songs. Machine Head have a lot of kick ass, awesome tracks that really should have made the cut, but I simply couldn’t include due to having to fit it into one Top 10 list.

So anyways, make the jump, read the Top 10 and then go bitch about what an idiot I am for failing to mention [insert song] from [insert album] that “sooooo should have made the list!”

Fleshgod Apocalypse answer fan questions

The brutal symphonic (or symphonic brutal, I forget which was around it is) metal band, Fleshgod Apocalypse recently took the time to answer a number of questions sent in by fans via Facebook and Twitter. You can watch the part one of the question-and-answer session in the above video.

I wish more band would do this. I want to know how Aaron Lewis of Staind stays so cheerful and keeps in shape, I want fashion tips from Fred Durst, and I want hair style advise from Corey Taylor. Oh and I mustn’t forget the make up tips I could do with from Dani Filth.

Goatwhore recording new album

I honestly have no idea who Goatwhore are (should I? Is it a disgrace I don’t?), but that is one cool fucking name, am I right? I mean, could you imagine it? A goat dressed up as a whore. That’s some crazy ass shit. Anyways, assuming you can trust the users of Blabbermouth, the band are allegedly pretty damn awesome.

Now I don’t really know what to say, so I’m going to take the lazy way out and just quote what the Bmouth have said:

New Orleans natives Goatwhore are hard at work on the follow-up to their most successful album to date, Carving Out The Eyes Of God. Once the band wraps up recording with Erik Rutan at Mana Recording Studios in St. Petersburg, Florida, they will immediately hit the road for headlining shows starting in Tampa. From there, they will join the Exhumed tour starting on October 26 in Gallup, New Mexico. Support on the trek will come from Cephalic Carnage and Havok.