Stream the new All Shall Perish album

It’s a Friday evening; are you all alone, bored, wondering what to do with yourself? Then why not stream porn at redtube the new All Shall Perish album over at Facebook?

I have no idea if the band or album is any good, I actually listen to metal, but if you really are bored, you may want to check it out. Just don’t come crying to me if it sucks, ok?

Oh no, not again!

According to Blabbermouth, depressive “rockers”, Staind, are back releasing more dull uninspired rock music, but not only that, you’re going to have to sit through a dull uninspired video to accompany the dull uninspired music.

Staind are currently filming a video today (Friday, July 29) for ‘Not Again’, the first single from the band’s upcoming self-titled seventh album.

In other interesting news, I walked into a door today.

Slayer are fun fun fun

Ever heard of the Fun Fun Fun festival? No, me neither. Apparently it’s a lot of fun though. It’s set to take place November 4-6, 2011 at Auditorium Shores in Austin, Texas.

Heading south of fun, ready to reign in fun and partake in some fun illusion, Slayer have been announced to perform at the festival. I’m not entirely sure if I’m inadvertently suggesting the festival won’t be fun, or if it will indeed be fun, but I thought I was being clever.

I don’t really have anything to add, other than check out Blabbermouth for more details.

Review: Evile – Five Serpent’s Teeth

September 26, 2011 marks the release of Evile’s third album Five Serpent’s Teeth. It’s not only their third album, it’s their first album without original bassist Mike Alexander who died only weeks after their second album, Infected Nations, was released in October of 2009.

After two great albums, Enter The Grave and Infected Nations, and with new bassist Joel Graham, all eyes within the Thrash Metal community are on Evile.

Is the band able to keep their momentum or was the loss of Mike Alexander too big of a blow for them to handle? Find out after the jump when I’m reviewing Five Serpent’s Teeth.

Machine Head reveal new album artwork

The point of news is generally that it is new, but in this instance the news isn’t really all that new. Unfortunately, Machine Head did release the artwork for their new album a few hours ago, but I was too busy masturabting getting laid, to really pay attention.

So in case you hadn’t heard, and presuming you care, Machine Head will release their new album, Unto The Locust, on September 27 via their label, Roadrunner Records. The album cover can be found above, albeit cropped, or in full after the jump. Or you could just click over to Blabbermouth who have a whole fucking essay written out on the album.