Chimaira got interviewed

Chimaira got interviewed, probably the first time since they’ve changed their lineup. I wouldn’t know, cause I hardly give a crap, but maybe some of you do.

I got this news from Blabbermouth, but honestly, the first comment is way more interesting than the actual interview:

“A couple minutes ago, I quarantined myself in a secluded area to let a big fart out. I had to wait a while to leave to make sure that the smell didn’t follow me. “

Read Blabbermouth article here.

I once farted loud during sex. I was lucky though, the girl I was with was imaginary, so I was able to talk my way out of it.

Aerosmith’s new album will have an old vibe

Apparently Aerosmith‘s new album will sound like a bunch of old dudes playing old music. Gee, you don’t say…

“We’re gonna have a vintage sound, ’cause we’re going to tape and a lot of good things like that“

Read full article here.

Translation: We’ll rehash our shit so that we can milk the Aerosmith brand for much more money.

They’re also going on tour, by the way, around June. I have to say, I’d go see these grampas live, mainly because I doubt I’ve ever seen people this old in flesh and bone.

Blasphemy!

You know, when people mock, criticize, or even question some religions, people go apeshit over it. But how does one blasphemous motherfucker get away with ruining Metallica’s self-titled album by adding Jay-Z’s poems over it?

“RawHustle.com links up with BamBeatz which is a very talented up and coming Hip Hop producer from Miami.  Last year was Metallica’s  ‘Black’  album 2oth year Anniversary and Jay-Z’s ’Black’ album 10th year Anniversary.BamBeatz is dropping a mixtape of both black albums together (Metallica & Jay-Z).  Here is his first leak off his “Double Black” mixtape dropping in Spring.”

More info here.

This is the song, if you really want a combination of ear cancer and hearing AIDS (as in HIV, yo):

At least they only butchered the Black album. If they touch Master of Puppets, shit is gonna get real, son. WHAAAT? WESSIDE!111

Less is more

“Less is more” might work when describing a few things… Like body fat or, I don’t know, wart size.

But when it comes to blog posts (or penis size), less is definitely not more, which is why I have to apologize for the lack of posts lately. Thing is, what happened was… Hell, I don’t have to explain myself you. What are you, my mother?

Anyway, we’re all going through busy times with our ‘real’ lives, and we simply cannot post tons of posts daily like we used to at this time. But hopefully we’ll pull our shit together. Let’s face it, this is still the 49th best metal blog on the interwebz, at least according to the study I did.

So be well, and keep watching this space… Exciting things are coming up*

*- Not really, but we do plan on posting more…

Megazombie Tour

Rob Zombie and Dave Mustaine have one thing in common. They’re both involved in unintentionally hilarious movies. Dave was in Some Kind of Monster, Rob directed a few ‘horror’ films.

But now the guys have two things in common: They’re touring together!

These are the dates:

May 11 – Holmdel, NJ @ PNC Bank Arts Center
May 12 – Scranton, PA @ Toyota Pavilion
May 16 – Pittsburgh, PA @ Stage AE
May 18 – Grand Rapids, MI @ The Deltaplex
May 20 – Columbus, OH @ Rock On The Range
May 22 – La Crosse, WI @ La Crosse Center
May 24 – Sioux City, IA @ Tyson Center
May 25 – Wichita, KS @ Hartman Arena
May 26 – Pryor, OK @ Rocklahoma

I’m seeing Megadeth again this summer. Not much else to say, really. I just am.