Metal up your ass, brother!

Pretend-fighter Hulk Hogan claims he could have been a pretend-member of Metallica — get it? Cause except James and Lars, no one has a say in that band. Jeez, why do I have to explain all the jokes to you?

“I used to be a session musician before I was a wrestler. I played bass guitar. I was big pals with Lars Ulrich and he asked me if I wanted to play bass with Metallica in their early days but it didn’t work out.“

Visit the page we stole this from here.

This guy would have nailed the AJFA gig. Imagine pretending to do something, but not actually doing it… Not that hard for a pro wrestler, is it?

Red Fang also got a hold of some cameras

You might or might not remember Red Fang‘s last video for “Wires.” I won’t blame you if you don’t, just take it easy with the drugs, brah.

Anyway, here’s the new one. It’s called “Hank is Dead,” and it’s as Red Fang-ish as it gets, meaning, there’s a bunch of fat guys doing stuff. Just like Dose of Metal, awesome!

Let’s get high… Then watch the new Born of Osiris video!

Do it, watch the new Born of Osiris clip, Follow the Signs. I swear I haven’t had anything, and I just saw it and I’m tripping balls.

The band plays progressive/technical death metal/metalcore/crabcore/corecore. Just one tip guys, next time hold your legs together, those crab moves don’t make you hardcore, they make you look like Eastern European prostitutes.

Vote for Dusty Peterson!

First off, this isn’t really a news post. It’s a post which is supposed to support our friend Dusty Peterson. You know, the guy who did badass artworks for Bloodbath, Six Feet Under and Behold! The Monolith.

On Reign In Art, Dusty’s artwork for above mentioned Behold! The Monolith’s latest album Defender, Redeemist is up for the Album Of The Week poll. It was leading the poll for a long time, until Aborted asked their fans via Facebook to vote for their artwork of Global Flatline.

Now, since Team Aborted got to work to put Global Flatline on #1, I want you guys to support our friend Dusty and Behold! The Monolith by voting for Defender, Redeemist here. Team Dusty FTW!

Mark Reale passed away at 56

Riot’s Founding guitarist Mark Reale has passed away at the age of 56, suffering complications of Crohn’s disease. According to Blabbermouth, he was in a coma for the past two weeks, due to a subarachnoid hemorrhage.

Horrible way to go for anyone. Dose of Metal sends their condolences to his family, friends and the band. R.I.P.