First AC/DC single sold for a lot of money
When Metallica sued Napster in 2000, everyone called them greedy. People were saying stuff like “How can you affect Metallica with a few mp3s?” — Very true, you can’t. Funny how life works, cause 12 years later, bands like Metallica and AC/DC are still doing well, whilst the only ones who really suffered from internet piracy are the small and mediocre bands who never got big enough.
After other bands are forced to cancel tours because of poor ticket sales, this crappy single from AC/DC sold for $1,225 on eBay.
Buy less collectibles and more ticket sales, dipshits!
Korn guitarist is romantic
Korn‘s Munky is one of the best metal guitarists of all time. By ‘best’ I mean ‘pretty bad,’ and by ‘metal guitarist’ I mean ‘nu-metal power chorder.’
But still, the guy is famous enough to marry a known actress, by ‘famous’ I mean ‘not famous at all’ and by ‘known actress’ I mean ‘who the hell is she?’
I don’t want to be a party pooper, cause marriage is a pretty beautiful thing… If by beautiful you mean emasculating, depressing, and sad. Anyway, Munky married a girl in France. He proposed to her on the Eiffel Tower… 3, 2, 1…
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
And according to Radar Online, they’re going to a secret location for their honeymoon. Judging by Korn‘s latest effort’s success, I’m betting the ‘secret location’ will be McDonald’s or something.
When asked what he thought of his former bandmate’s wedding, former Korn guitarist Brian “Head” Welch said “No comment” and nailed himself to a cross.
Sebastian Bach teaches you how to scream
Say what you will about Skid Row, but frontman Sebastian Bach can motherfucking scream. He has a pretty good voice, so watch him patronizing you by apparently giving you tips on how to sing like him.
Oh please, it’s like me teaching you how to be handsome. We were born this way, no video in the world would ever be able to help you achieve the same level. But good on ya, Seb, maybe you should be a mentor on American Idol this year. I hear the dude that looks like an old lady in Aerosmith is still involved.
Metallica to release 3D film. James Cameron is shaking in his boots.
Some time ago, rumor had it that Metallica were working on a 3D movie. If you thought still listening to Metallica in 2012 wasn’t embarrassing enough, try listening to them with a pair of geeky 3D glasses, in the movie theater:
“The more astute of you may have noticed a couple of mentions in trade publications, and most recently in the new issue of Rolling Stone, that a Metallica 3D movie is in the works. We’re here to tell you that, yes, there is indeed a 3D project in the very early stages of production! We wish we could tell you more right now, but we don’t have all the finer points nailed down just yet. What we can tell you is that we are planning on being in a theatre near you sometime in 2013 and as you hear us say ever so often, this will be the space for all the details as we finalize them.“
Read full statement here.
It will probably be a concert, right? I hope we won’t have to see Lars yelling “FUCK” to James in three dimensions…
And yes, I did the image above and no, I don’t have a life. Don’t judge me.
