Metal Christmas everyone!

Happy Holidays, fuckers, get drunk, get laid, pass out, repeat.

– The Dose of fucking Metal team.

Christmas meets Metal

Christmas Eve; too drunk to care for Metal news, too sozzled to write, so instead I felt like posting the above video. Youtuber 331Erock posts a lot of ‘Metalized’ interpretations of popular songs, and the above medley of well known Christmas songs is amongst my favorites. Check it out.

Merry Christmas fuckers, make sure you have a Metal one.

Stay Metal

That’s pretty much all I have to say for now. Have a Happy Whatever-it-is-that-you-are-celebrating!

Another Korn story – World yawns

Munky of Korn was interviewed again, for some reason. This time he was interviewed by The Pulse Of Radio. You can check the interview out at Blabbermouth.

In the interview, Munky describes how home is the place to be at Christmas, and that’s literally it.

Well Munky, fucking duh! I hate people, so Christmas is awesome, because you get to spend it without seeing a single other person. Plus you have a chance to get smashed. Brilliant.

Meanwhile, Korn fans have the difficult decision to decide whether to buy the new album this Christmas for $15, or wait until next Christmas when they’ll be able to get the band to perform in their living room for the same price. Personally, I’d choose neither, because Korn suck.

Naglfar announce new lineup – World yawns

The Black Metal mob, Naglfar, hailing from Sweden, have announced a new lineup (the above picture is of an older lineup… I would guess anyways — It’s not like I care)

Meanwhile, I’ve just replaced my bollocks with a new titanium pair and they’re fucking awesome.

For more on Naglfar‘s new lineup and less on my balls, head to Blabbermouth.