Lemmy’s hand single-handedly canceled gig
There seems to be a trend these days amongst metal legends to hurt their arms, because after Brian Johnson’s wrist injury, Lemmy had to cancel a Bristol concert because of some hand problems.
Lemmy’s had more ass than me and everyone I know combined, so I won’t do a masturbation joke. But I do hope no more shows are canceled because of this…
“Due to injury, Motörhead have cancelled their Colston Hall show tonight. Watch this space for returns/new date info. We are working with Live Nation to try to reschedule… We’ll let you know when we know what will happen re: rescheduling/refunds.“
Read the article I stole this from here.
Get well soon Lemmy!
Metallica + Abu Dhabi = love
A video of Metallica‘s stint in the United Arab Emirates can be viewed above. I have nothing to add, except that Lulu fucking sucks.
Brian Johnson’s wrist is gonna need fixin’
Brian Johnson, epic frontman of the epic band AC/fucking/DC, has some wrist problems. He will undergo surgery next year, and I could make a lot of jokes as to how he got hurt, but instead I’ll try to challenge myself to think of an AC/DC pun to insert in this post.
Ready?
Brian’s wrist got thunderstruck when he was shooting to thrill at home, during the big jack. If you want blood, you’ve got it, said his wrist as it sat next to you, girl.
Yeah, pretty awful, but it’s all I got today. Visit a proper metal blog next time you want quality humor.
Vince Neil is teh guilty!1111
Vince Neil, you know, the guy from Mötley Crüe, pleaded guilty yesterday to misdemeanor disorderly conduct. That sounds bad, but he actually avoided a more serious charge of battery constituting domes… AH FUCK IT, just read the fucking Blabbermouth article. I’m not your fucking lawyer.
He also paid a $1,000 fine. That might not seem like a lot, but remember, it’s not the 80s, so if you have about $900 to lend to the guy, he would be grateful.
Tony Iommi will score a horror film
A few years ago, Tony Iommi and Next Films sighed some papers together for a horror movie named “Black Sabbath.” Guess who’s writing the score…
“[I will] either [be] redoing some of the Sabbath stuff in more of a different vein, maybe, and [writing] some new stuff. So it’s open. We haven’t actually gotten to the movie part yet where I can say, ‘Oh, I can see this bit on this.’ And that’s another interesting project for me to have a go out. I like a little bit of a challenge. I might be really crap at it, I don’t know.“
Read full article here.
Not the biggest fan of horror movies, but fuck it, I’ll watch this when/if it comes out.
I’m pumped for the reunion, too.
