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Aerosmith scare fan into hiding

According to police in Surrey, British Columbia, Canada, a 52-year-old man, that actually resembles a child, has gone missing following his attendence at an Aerosmith concert in Vancouver on Thursday, September 16th.

It is thought that the horrid sound of Aerosmith attempting to play live scared the fan away.   Or it may have been Steven Tyler’s disformed face that did it.  It is not known at this stage why the fan is missing, but I have to say the mere sound of Aerosmith live at this year’s Download Festival was enough to have me running away, fast.

Brian Martin didn’t show up for work the next day, and according to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP), there are no obvious reasons why he could be missing.  If you have any information, you are asked to call Surrey RCMP at 604-599-0502.

Read more here.

Steven Tyler loves his song a lot

According to Tokyograph, the wide mouthed (speculated to be caused by giving one too many blowjobs) Aerosmith singer, Steven Tyler will sing the theme song to some movie no one’s waiting for, Space Battleship Yamato (although geeks will probably love this crap).

The track, entitled “Love Lives”, will be part of Tyler‘s first solo project, and the frontman loves it so much, he’s releasing 4 different versions!  Yes you heard that correctly, 4.  So if you love the song, and wonder what it’ll sound like acoustically, or played on piano, now you can find out.  Wow such lucky fans, Steven sure does love you.

The amazing “Love Lives” single track listing:

01. Love Lives
02. Love Lives (acoustic version)
03. Love Lives (piano version)
04. Love Lives (instrumental)

Can’t get much more diverse and orginal than that; the same song, but tracked 4 times.

Check out a clip from the song here.