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Friday headlines

Jeff Kendrick (pictured above) of Devildriver got interviewed.  He talks about how you can stay fresh with fresh material. He sounds like a black guy, really.

Avenged Sevenfold are doing something wonderful. No, not breaking up, stop wishful thinking. They are playing for the troops in the Middle East. Aww, so nice of them.

Holy Grail is organizing a meet and greet at ‘Duff’s Brooklyn‘ after their NY date. Isn’t that awesome? $5 says the Pope shows up.

Deadlock made it official. Their new album is called ‘Bizarro World‘ and if you want to know when not to buy it, it’s coming out February 28th of next year. Unless you live in Germany, then it’s February 25th. Racists.

Disturbed will lose you the elections

Kentucky, the state that gave us KFC, Larry Flynt and George Clooney, also has quite the shady political race.

“Images of members of the bands Avenged Sevenfold, Disturbed and Stone Sour are inexplicably featured on a flyer that was released this week by a candidate for Campbell County Attorney in Kentucky.

[One side] features images of members of the above-mentioned bands taken from their publicity stills with the warning, ‘On November 2 tell Steve Franzen you don’t trust someone who makes a living defending criminals to serve as your County Attorney.’“

Read full article here. Video of the report, after the jump.

Haha, gotta give it to the guy, he sure is original. I wouldn’t want my ‘county attorney’ to have such taste in music.

A7X: The Movie

Avenged Sevenfold, the guys whose shortened name sounds like a fucking Boeing plane, are gonna be on Cinemax. On those soft core porn movies they show at night, where the girl is screaming but if you look closely, you can see that the guy is actually limp and the bitch is just jumping on nothing and pretending to have an orgasm (very reminiscent of my girlfriend), you ask? No, but that’s what we thought, too. Great minds really do think alike, huh?

BTW, how ’bout that 3D porn that’s on the web? Pretty cool stuff… Only you need those dorky red/blue glasses, which remind me of the 70s. Now, I’m not one to back away from some vintage porn with so much pubic hair, it reminds me of the jungle in Predator 1, but there’s something about seeing a red/bluey bitch sucking a mean dick that’s just off to me.

But where were we… Ah yes… So this crap band is gonna be on Cinemax, but no boobies (unless you count the lead singer’s mantits), so really, why is this even news? Anyways, it’s some series called “Max Tour Stories” or whatever, blah blah blah… You can go here and read more about it, but if you do, you don’t deserve children.