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Metal jokes
No, this post isn’t about Korn (it could be, but they’re not Metal are they?), but about Metal inspired jokes. Everyone loves jokes right? Laughing is good, apart from when it’s about the size of my penis, so on with ’em.
If you have some jokes of your own, feel free to post them in the comments section. BTW, most of these jokes aren’t written by myself, because like Trivium, I can’t write my own material and just like to “borrow” other people’s shit. Anyways…
Why did Euronymous cross the road? He didn’t, Varg stabbed him in the head.
Funniest Metal joke? St Anger.
How do you know when its time to kick your drummer out? When he brings a song he wrote to practice.
How do you get a technical Death Metal player to slow down? Put sheet music in front of him.
Brad Delson (Linkin Park) and Brian Carroll had a guitar shredding show-off. The guy who lost would be punished by wearing a KFC bucket on his head for the rest of his life (Brad Delson facts)
Credit to some of these jokes go to the users over at the Ultimate Guitar forum. Now it’s time for you to share yours, so get to it.
Brad Delson = God
Everybody knows Brad Delson is a guitar God. But we also told you he’s a multi-instrumentalist genius a while ago, which is all true. Linkin Park‘s music being mostly made with Mike Shinoda‘s Macbook, there’s little to do for this amazing guitar God on stage but to just play around with other instruments.
Please, just watch the video below… It’s a performance from SNL, God knows what song cause who cares, right? But check out Brad Delson. HE IS THE WHOLE SHOW!
Brad Delson facts
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing THE BRAD DELSON FACTS.
If you have your own, send them our way.
Brad Delson a multi-instrumentalist genius
The guitars may have been toned down on recent multi-conceptual masterpiece, A Thousand Suns (read our review by Alex, here), but famed Linkin Park guitarist, Brad ‘The Ripper” Delson isn’t just going to sit down during the band’s live performances. Oh no, because Brad Delson may be a master of the guitar, but it’s not the only thing he’s a master of, as the video below shows.
Not being content as one of the greatest modern guitar players, Brad has taken on the role of also playing Keyboards in the band. He’s now rivaling Mike Shinoda for his multi-instrumental skillz.
Some cynics might speculate that the keyboard parts are so weak and simplistic that even the guitarist can play the parts. Or even go as far as to laugh at the fact that the band have two people playing keyboards, one person playing turntables, a bassist appearing to do nothing, and two vocalists performing some lacksture singing in a weird jamaican accent. Not us though… Watch the video after the jump.
