Tag Archives: Bring Me The Horizon

That’s not Metal!

Two bears have an intelligent and well-informed debate regarding whether Bring Me The Horizon are Metal or not.

That’s all well and good, of course, but who gives a shit about Bring Me The Horizon? I’m just still waiting for the Metallica edition. I’ll be honest though, I only posted this because the bear in the gimp S&M outfit turns me on.

Source: Metal Hammer

Dose of Love

So tomorrow is Valentine’s Day, and you know what that means? That’s right, it’s the day I get to watch porn all by myself, all day. Wait… I do that every day.

So ok, Valentine’s day kind of sucks. If you’re single, you get it completely rubbed in your face all day long. If you’re in a relationship, you’re expected to actually pull of some fantastic shit to impress your partner, when actually, you’d rather be down the pub getting drunk with your mates. And then there’s the problems of when you’re in a relationship, but you’re not quite at that stage yet where you know what you to do for Valentine’s day. Do you just do nothing? Send a card? All go all out?

Fuck off, who cares? All I know if I love listening to some fantastic Metal music, regardless of what day it is. So let’s have some slightly Valentine’s day inspired Metal doses today. Don’t worry, you’re not going to get any Linkin Park crap here, I’m still going to be offering some real Metal, it’s just Metal songs about love.

Find out what I mean after the jump. You know you need your Metal dosage.

New music videos by Motorhead, Bring Me The Horizon, Crematory

Today is a good day if you’re bored and want to watch some music videos — “Anthem” by Bring Me The Horizon, “Get Back In Line” by  Motörhead and “Infinity” by Crematory have all been posted online. You can watch them after you make the jump, and in case you’ve been living under a rock for the past few days (or under few feet of snow if you’re from UK), you can watch The Damned Things‘ video for “We’ve Got a Situation Here” and Corey Taylor‘s  X-M@$ as well.

Bring me the earplugs

Yes, someone do please bring me some earplugs, because Emo Metalcore (personally I prefer apple cores, or possibly even Andrea Corr) rockers, Bring Me The Horizon, have announced a 2011 UK tour with Parkway Drive, Architects and The Devil Wears Prada.

Not from the UK? Lucky you. From the UK? Find out the dates and venues to avoid after the jump.

Australians like it long

How else could you explain that Bring Me The Horizon‘s album called There Is A Hell, Believe Me I’ve Seen It. There Is A Heaven, Let’s Keep It A Secret made it to the No. 1 at the Australian Recording Industry Association chart (another long name, see the pattern)? Could it be they also have bad taste in music? Or could it be that the album is good? So many questions.  If you think this site has answers, you’ve made the second mistake today (the first being coming here). Read more about this successful story here.