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Review: Bring Me The Horizon – There is a Hell…

There is a Hell, believe me I’ve seen it, and it’s called Bring Me The Horizon. But, believe me that’s where the jokes end. Fashioncore, you know the score right? Well, maybe not. People expect me to poke fun at Bring Me The Horizon, maybe make a few “I didn’t know this band consists of women” jokes, and generally rip the piss out of them. Prepare to be disappointed though, because a bad album, TIAHBMISITIAHLKIAS (wow, abbreviating the stupidly long title, makes it look even more stupid) is not.

I’m always objective. Let’s get one thing straight, I don’t hate bands, I hate shit music. There is a difference. I saw Bring Me The Horizon live about 4 or 5 years ago, and they were shit. Their music was shit. Therefore, I mocked them. The band, however, have undoubtedly grown since then.

So without further ado, I present my review of Bring Me The Horizon’s latest offering, There is a Hell, Believe Me I’ve Seen It. There is a Heaven, Let’s Keep it a Secret.

BMTH bring the noise

Fashioncore band, Bring Me The Horizon, were recently interviewed by Bring The Noise, which sounds like a match made in heaven, since the only thing BMTH bring, is noise (pollution). Ha, I crack myself up…

Apparently my idol Rob Halford likes BMTH, but then he also likes men, so to each their own I guess. Check out the interview after the jump.

Bring Me The Horizon release new "song"

Bring Me The Horizon, the group of pre-pubescent cross-dressers, famous for marketing clip on emo fringes and urinating on their fans, are back with a new song, elinquently titled “Fuck“.

You can check out the fanastic shit blend of Fashioncore and Deathcore here.