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Trapped under mosh

The band I’ll be talking about in this post is called Trapped Under Ice, hence the witty title. I think I’m a good candidate for the next metal’s biggest joke awards. The bad thing, I just heard Corey Taylor is most likely going to win that one.

Awful puns aside, what is going on in the clip above? I honestly had no idea when I watched it, but I read the text which explains it. The only reason I’m posting this is because I found the singer’s mid air girl power kick at the beginning of the video funny.

And speaking of Corey Taylor, make the jump to see an exclusive preview of his next project.

All aboard the Corey train

What did I tell you? Well, I told you a lot of things, but what did I tell you about Corey Taylor? Okay, a lot of bad things. Hint hint, read my last Top 10.

Anywho, Corey Taylor is starting his routine, pumping up the upcoming summer Slipknot shows. In a recent interview with somebody, he said he is “scared to death.” Of what exactly? Did he officially lose his balls and can’t sing Slipknot songs anymore? Is he scared he’s alienating his teeny pop audience by wearing a mask and hiding his pretty face? Nope. He’s scared to play with them because of the “emotion.”

“I’m scared to death. I’m nowhere near prepared for the emotion that’s going to happen. That first show is really going to be the test. That tour for the most part is going to be a test. It’s very hard, man… It’s still reverberating through my life… We’re coming up to the year anniversary of his death, and I still can’t [expletive] handle it.”

Oh [expletive] [expletive] Corey [expletive] [expletive] rubbing [expletive] monkey balls [expletive] [expletive] [expletive] in his face. We all know the emotion is going to be “Holy shit look at this money” and the test is going to be “Can I stand these guys enough to make another album with them?” and the answer will be “Yes.” You decide if it’s a good thing or not.

Corey Taylor can fix the industry

Ever wondered why the music industry is going down the tubes? Well, Corey has an answer in the latest issue of Kerrang:

“A lot of people in the industry want to blame downloading for the state of [the music business], but I think that if most music wasn’t shit to begin with people wouldn’t be downloading this stuff for free“

Read full article here.

So I guess what Corey is saying that people are downloading Slipknot and Stone Sour cause they wouldn’t buy that kind of music. I agree with that.

Make the jump to see him on the cover.

Let’s get Corey Taylor to number 1!!!

Jinge bells, Slipknot smells, the Clown laid an egg…

Guys, listen up. We need to get Corey Taylor‘s Christmas song to number 1. I know, I know, it’s shit… But hear me out for a second.

“I’ve decided that if you get me to Christmas number 1, I will film myself swimming with sharks“ said Corey while holding an axe or whatever that is.

Video after the jump.

So think this through, guys. We get him to number 1 now, that could potentially mean no more Slipknot, Stone Sour or a million other side projects next year. Get it? I’ve watched enough Discovery Channel to know that sharks are mean so LET’S DO THIS!

Corey Taylor is uncertain

Corey “keep your mask and shirt on, please!” Taylor says he still had second thoughts about touring with Slipknot. Yeah, and I had second thoughts about eating a kebab. Come on now…

Good thing the ‘fan’ excuse is still popular, though.

“Honestly, I don’t know how to feel about the tour. But it’s for the fans, and for the family. We’ll see. I don’t know WHEN I’ll be ready to make an album. Might not be for years. But we will definitely play shows. We’ll see what happens“ said Corey while piercing his nipple again.

Watch interview after the jump.

When asked if the reason Slipknot wore masks was his being too ginger for metal, Corey had no comment. He just pointed to his jetblack hair dye.