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Disturbed meal

Ever wondered what David Draiman of Disturbed eats? Me neither.

Want to see an interview with him talking about his diet and exercise? Of course not.

Why am I posting that video then? To troll.

Oh noes, Disturbing shit!

“Disturbed guitarist is confident his band will return” – Blabbermouth / Billboard.com

My heart just sank.  Please excuse the short post, I’m off now to cry into my pillow 🙁

Disturbed unveil artwork for new album

Disturbed have unveiled the artwork for their new album, The Lost Children.

The verdict? Disturbing… By which, I mean it’s as shit as all their other album covers. Make the jump to see it for yourselves.

Draiman puts a ring on it

David Draiman, of Disturbed, is hitting that. Yes, really. Her name is Lena Yada and yes, that’s her three times in the photo, it’s not three different girls, you racist.

Anyway, they’ll get married on September 25, in a ‘secret, undisclosed location.’ Because ever paparazzi in the country wants a photo of a relatively unknown guy, right?

But listen, I’ve made fun of David a couple of times, but look at what he’s tapping. Here is what I’m tapping: click.

Congrats, you guys, oh ah ah ah ah.

Make the jump to see a photo of them together, just to realize how shitty your life is.

Disturbed hiatus blamed on disturbed music industry

Music industry, on behalf of everyone at Dose Of Metal, we thank you for this. We feel like winners of the “Make A Wish Foundation,” only we’re not dying of cancer. And if you thought that joke was in poor taste, it’s actually quite tame when you compare it to this:

Three terminally ill cancer patients are talking to each other. Someone asks: “Guys, what would you like your friends and relatives to say about you at your funeral?” — The first guy says “That I was a great, fun-loving guy who loved everyone.” The second guy says “That I was a wonderful husband, wonderful father and great at my job.”  The third guy says “I’d like to hear them say ‘Holy shit, he’s moving!!!'”.

So yeah, Disturbed frontman David “Uhhh-ah-ah-ah-ah” Draiman talked about his band’s hiatus, and apparently it’s the music industry’s fault. So all these years of illegal downloads finally paid off, huh?

“Many of those reasons are have to do with the state of the music industry in general and, you know, the demise of hard rock and heavy metal right now, and I think it’s just a good time for Disturbed, after 10 to 12 years straight of touring, to go away for a little while and kind of wait for the phoenix to rise from the ashes here. […] It’s frightening times right now, and it’s just a good time for us to go away.“

Read full article here.

To be honest, I don’t like Disturbed so I don’t care, but it’s really sad to see what’s popular these days and how awful everything else is doing.