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Three interviews to get you going

Dino Cazares of Fear Factory and Divine Heresy is appropriately named ‘Dino,’ if you ask us. We just hope that photo doesn’t cause our server to crash. Anyway, someone interviewed him, so watch that after the jump…

Oderus Urungus of Gwar also got interviewed.I didn’t look at his stupid mask/costume though, I looked at the lady with the big tits. Not sure if she should be dressed as an angel, even if we suspend our disbelief to assume religion isn’t a lie, there’s still a thing called gravity and I doubt those small wings can carry such a husky ‘messenger of God.’ Anyway, also watch after the jump.

Accept guitarist Wolf Hoffmann (damn, Dino… Wolf… Is everyone fucking named after an animal?) also got interviewed, but only in audio form, so it’s less fancy. Don’t bother making the jump for this, just go here and listen to it.

Zombies, march!

Like I told you earlier this month, Gwar had to perform on Jimmy Fallon. Guess what. They did.

I guess it is Halloween so it’s the one time of the year where this guys don’t get as ridiculed as the rest of the time, so I’m not gonna say anything, except: nice tits! — Talking about the photo above. Is she really in Gwar though? I never really cared to check. I hope she is. Anyway, make the jump.

Gwar zombies

Gwar, apart from being the sound I make after I orgasm, also happens to be the name of a band from Virginia.  I say “band”, but really they’re just some musically challenged guys dressed up as monsters (no, not Lordi).

The frontman, Cuntus Ordasoras (I may have made that up, but his “name” is equally stupid and frankly I can’t be bothered to type it out) has been officially named Honorary Grand Marshal Of TORONTO ZOMBIE WALK, which I believe can be translated as Grand C*nt of Toronto, but I haven’t got my Gwar-English dictionary on me, sorry.

If you care, which you don’t, you can go read the story at Blabbermouth. Frankly, I don’t recommend it though.

Late Night Gwar

Gwar, the band that looks like Slipknot and Mushroomhead’s bastard children (if both bands got drunk and had unprotected sex with each other), will be on Fallon.

“Gwar will perform the brand new song “Zombies, March!” on the Thursday, October 28 edition of NBC-TV‘s “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon”. The show will air at 12:35 a.m. ET“

$10 says Jimmy Fallon will piss his pants and cry when these guys go on stage.