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Dimmu Borgir join Korn on tour

Pretend Black Metal band, Dimmu Borgir, have joined pretend Alternative Metal band, Korn, on their European tour.  The tour kicked off yesterday, at the Heineken Music Hall in Amsterdam.

When asked why the hell Dimmu would tour with Korn, the vocalist responded “which better pretend Metal band to tour with, than the kings of fake Metal? Plus the money is good“ – Actually, they didn’t say that at all. They tried to keep their ultra “cool” Black Metal image by claiming they don’t like Korn, but respect them (or some crap).

When Korn were asked to comment, JD responded “we don’t like Dimmu Borgir, but we’re hoping to ask them for some make-up tips”

Check out the interview and video here.

Head spreads the word…

Ex Korn guitarist, Brian ‘Head’ Welch (the one that left because the voices inside his head told him to) was recently interviewed for Iowa based radio station, Lazer 103.3.

The guitarist turned solo-artist turned writer, is once again spreading the word of God and Christianity, by releasing another much needed book about Christianity (and by much needed, I mean not needed at all).

Of course, he’s not doing this for free, that wouldn’t be the Christian way.  If you fancy changing your life around and submitting yourself to God, simply send your money Head’s way, and he’ll “cure” you.  Head will release his new book, “Stronger: Forty Days Of Rock, Jesus, And Salvation”, on November 30 via HarperOne.

Check out the interview here if you want to hear more religious propaganda.

Korn to perform free show in El Paso

Good news for people that still think dreadlocks and Adidas tracksuits are cool, Korn’s upcoming show on October 30th at the Speaking Rock Event Center in El Paso, Texas, will be absolutely free.

Korn are apparently doing this out of the goodness of their hearts… Definitely doesn’t have anything to do with poor ticket sales then.

Korn guitarist answers fans

James “Spank The Munky” Shaffer, better known as “The guy in Korn who didn’t leave cause of Jesus,” recently sat down and answered fan-submitted questions he submitted himself, as he doesn’t really have any fans with access to electricity.

The video of the interview after the jump.