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Friday Top 10: Worst band transformations

Fresh of the recently debuted Korn‘s dubstep track, I got an amazing (and very original) idea for a Top 10: let’s take a look at some of the most drastic transformations in hard rock and metal.

List is mostly based on music, though we all know metal goes hand in hand with fashion, so we’ll feature some of that as well. Read on to find ten examples of some of the most horrific, embarrassing or simply plain stupid transformations, in what is could be the first out of two articles.

Who wants Korn? Who wants Korn?

Guys, I have some good news and some bad news.

Good news first: Korn have put up Narcissistic Cannibal, their first single from the upcoming wubstep/nu metal album The Path of Totality up for grabs on their website (they also released the lyrics video which is posted above). No Facebook likes required, you don’t have to give them your email, and the song comes in quality wav format.

Bad news: it’s still a Korn song. If you really feel like it, you can download it here.

Wake me up when December ends

In an alternate universe, millions and millions of Korn fans are crying over the latest news that Korn‘s new album The Path To Totality has been pushed back to a December release date. For the rest of us stuck in reality, we can all exhale and rejoice that we have an extra month before we have to succumb to crappy new experimental nu-metal. Yuck!

The Path To Totality sees Korn experimenting with their so called music and adding producers from dubstep to the mix, for a collaboration album. Big names such as Skrillex, Datsik, and Excision will be some of the producers Korn has nabbed for their upcoming release, although I’m sure the millions and millions would agree that the music would sound better without Korn disgracing it with their 1990’s nu-metal nonsense.

Ex Korn guitarist likes the word ‘struggle’

As a regular reader of Dose of Metal, you’ll probably have noticed that my appearance on the site has been lacking somewhat in the last couple of weeks. You see, I’ve been going through some life struggles. You know, the usual struggles; like should I get up or stay in bed for another hour? Should I have left over pizza for breakfast, or would cereal be healthier? Should I masturbate again or is once enough for one day? And so on.

Brian ‘Head’ Welch, formally of Korn, has also been having some struggles of his own. Unlike my problems though, I doubt anyone really gives a shit about Head’s struggles. If you do care, you can find a new post by Head over at Blabbermouth. Like Brian Welchy Welch, though, I would have to question your sanity.

Head has also revealed that a new EP is on the way next year, and that the first single, ‘Paralyzed’, will be out October 4th. Lucky us, huh?

Weak Recap: Solo style

Hey, it’s another Sunday, and you know what that means, time for your favorite weekly interview. The one we do with each other.

Except, you’re not getting one.

Apparently, other people at Dose of Metal obviously have this thing called “life” and they’re too busy with their “girlfriends.” You know where that leaves me? Same place I was last week — alone in the room, wishing I had enough money to buy myself a plastic one.

I’m just kidding, blow up dolls are for pussies, real men pleasure themselves. And by that, I don’t mean I can reach my penis with my mouth. I just make the best use of my hands. Speaking of my hands and wonderful results, make the jump to read my solo recap.