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Weak Recap: We be winning, playa

It’s no secret that we’re amazing, and we’re pretty modest about it, too. I mean, the rest of the guys who write for this site aren’t really that awesome, but compared to your boring ass, they’re Gods. I, on the other hand, am absolutely sublime. I truly believe a few decades from now people will be quoting my posts and giving them as examples of literary genius.

So why would I, of all people, interview the other writers for this site? Isn’t it a bit like Mozart interviewing Linkin Park? Yes it is, but unlike Mozart, I am pretty humble. And good looking.

Anyway, make the jump and read my interview with some of metal’s worst writers… Ever.

Robb Flynn wants to be in Metallica

Like I told you a few days ago, everyone seems to be ‘hearting’ Metallica in the press lately. I’m guessing the whole ‘Let’s bash Metallica cause they’re popular’ movement kind of died down, unless you count the peeps commenting on Blabbermouth articles.

Robb Flynn of Machine Head is the latest musician to give praise to the guys. Here’s what he had to say about the band:

“They’re amazing. They are a real band – one of the last real bands alive. Lifers. The way they arrange their set and blend their set, it’s the magnitude of everything. To me, it was a dream come true. I’m from the Bay and they were my idols. Just to see how much bigger that big could be and where things could really go.“

Read full interview here.

Keep it in your pants, Robb, jeez.

When asked which member of Metallica he’d like to french, Robb had no comment. He just got all red, said ‘tee hee hee!’ and went to the bathroom.

Another Dave McClain video interview

Yesterday we posted a video interview with Dave McClain. You can view another video of McClain above.

In this video, McClain shoots his way through a building, killing terrorists and saving hostages. It’s gripping stuff.

Apologies, that’s actually the plot to ‘Die Hard’ (at least I think it is, my mom only lets me watch PG-13 films). John McClane Dave McClain is the drummer of Machine Head, he probably actually speaks about the new album, Unto Locust, and it probably isn’t as exciting as  ‘Die Hard’. By now I’m assuming you’ve already clicked play and know what the interview is about though, so I figured it would be pointless telling you what he says (read – I didn’t watch it).

Interview with Dave McClain

Dave McClain, drummer of Machine Head, was recently interviewed by Arthur Kade.

You can view a video of the interview above. In it, I expect Dave discusses the new album, how heavy it is, how it’s the strongest album by the band yet, or it might just be about what Dave had for dinner. I have no idea, I was too busy ‘multi-tasking’ by watching Porn in a different tab.

Unto the Locust, the new album, will be released September 26/27 via Roadrunner Records.

5 albums to rock your weekend

Picture this: It’s a Saturday night, you’re all alone eating cold pizza, watching crappy television. Everyone else is out having a good night, and you’re home alone crying and using the tears as lubricant to masturbate with. Life couldn’t get any worse, right?

Wrong, you could be me. The picture above is of what is commonly known as a ‘female’. I’ve heard of them before, although I have yet to see or speak to one. But enough about that. If you’ve got nothing to do on this Saturday evening, why not join me as I list five perfect Metal albums that should brighten up your day.

So what are you waiting for? Make the jump in front of a car. I know I will soon.