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Want to hear Maynard James Keenan groan?

Get any album he’s ever appeared on then, duh. What’s that, you got tired of them all and would like to hear something new?

You’re in for a treat, because SPIN is streaming the entire new Puscifer album, Conditions of My Parole. That’s like all Maynard, all groaning, all the time. Awesome, right?

Yeah, whatever. Now excuse me, I have to take a poop.

P is for Puscifer

Also, P is for Penis, as in, sucking one. Which is exactly what I think whenever someone mentions Maynard James Keenan’s “crazy” solo project, Puscifer.

Unfortunately for me, lots of people eat this shit up, and in case you’re one of them, you’re in luck, because track samples for the entire new album, Conditions of My Parole, have been posted on Amazon. You can watch the video for Man Overboard above, a quite generic and boring ass song if you ask me, and “amazing,” “work of art,” “genius” if you ask a Tool fanboy (which I appropriately call tools).