Tag Archives: Metallica

Jaymz always knew he was amazing

This is what James Hetfield, of Metallica, was asked in a recent interview.

“If someone told you 30 years ago that in 30 years time, you would be playing a sold-out concert in Sydney, Australia, what would your reaction be?“

Usually, when asked this bullshit cliché question, the interviewee is supposed to go on a modesty trip and be all “OMG I DO NOT KNOW! I NEVER EXPECTED THIS!” blah blah blah. Not our man Papa Het, though. He’s keeping it real. His answer?

“I would have said, ‘You bet. You bet I am.’ That was it. I was gonna do it.“

So if you were wondering if success and fame changed Metallica, nope, they were always like this.

James Hetfield is richer than you

Do you want to feel bad about yourself? Well, then watch a video of James Hetfield talking about how much money he has and how he likes flying around in his jet on Blabbermouth.

When asked for comment about Metallica‘s latest crap fest ‘Death Magnetic’, Jaymz replied “Who cares? I’m rich, bitch!”.

The Big Four DVD

‘The Big Four,’ also known as ‘The big one which isn’t metal, and the three other small ones’ had a couple of third world concerts together this summer. One of them was broadcast all over the world, and is now being whored out on both DVD and Blu-Ray.

“Universal Music will release “The Big Four: Live From Sofia, Bulgaria” DVD and Blu-ray containing footage of the June 22, 2010 Sonisphere cinecast […] featuring the “Big Four” of 1980s thrash metal — METALLICA, SLAYER, MEGADETH and ANTHRAX. The DVD hits the streets on October 15 in Northern Europe, October 18 in most of the rest of the world, October 19 in North America and the full shows from all four bands will be included in the two-disc set along with behind-the-scenes and interview footage.“

A 3D animation of all the cheap shit this boxset will include, to make you pay more, after the jump.

Lady Gaga-reflex dances to Metallica

Ridiculous Marilyn Manson lookalike, Lady Gaga, with her equally disformed twin, Lady Starlight, attempted to gain some Metal cred, by dancing to Metallica‘s classic, Metal Militia.

When asked how she feels about ‘tallica fans that claim she has no right to be dancing to Metal Militia, Lady Gaga responded that she loves Metal and that she has more penis than Kirk.

Videos of the horrific performance can be viewed here.

Shakira covers Metallica

Colombian pop sensation and woman of my dreams, Shakira, covered Metallica’s hit (sellout) song, Nothing Else Matters, during her concert (which I wanted to attend, but couldn’t, DAMN!) in Montreal, Canada.

Fan videos of the performance after the jump.

When if she ever shook her ass to Master of Puppets, Shakira had no comment.