Tag Archives: Metallica
Beavis and Butthead + Metallica
Classic. Even though I’m not really impressed with the new episodes…
Rihannica
Rihanna sucks. She doesn’t just suck though, she really sucks (although I wouldn’t complain if she were to suck… never mind). If you like Rihanna, you probably have the taste of a dead corpse (yes, as opposed to those live corpses you sometimes see). Honestly, the day she stops releasing music would be a great day indeed.
By now, you’re probably wondering what Rihanna has to do with metal. Well, it turns out she has sampled some of Metallica‘s ‘Whereever I May Roam’ for her new song, ‘Red Lipstick’, which is just horrendous. First we have to listen to Lou Reed mumbling senile crap over the top of Metallica, and now we have to listen to Rihanna whining over some ‘Tallica riffs. Is nothing sacred?
Metallica to headline Download 2012
Catchy headline, am I right? It almost puts Chlamydia to shame.
Lulu may have only sold 13,000 odd copies in its first week (about the same number of wanks I have a week), and fans may have called it the last straw, vowing to boycott Metallica from now on (for the eleventh time no doubt), but that hasn’t stopped the band from being booked to headline next year’s Download festival in the UK.
Not only will ‘Tallica be headlining the festival though, but they will also be playing the Black album from start to finish, in its entirety, which kind of sucks because I was hoping to hear St Anger, but oh well.
For more information (and when I say “more”, I use that loosely, since I pretty much summed up everything), check out the official Download page.
Hide your kids! Video of Loutallica performing is here
I honestly haven’t played that, and I’d advise you not to do it either, but hey, if you’re into this shit.. Go ahead.
Another video after the jump.
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Metallica + Abu Dhabi = love
A video of Metallica‘s stint in the United Arab Emirates can be viewed above. I have nothing to add, except that Lulu fucking sucks.
