Tag Archives: Mötley Crüe
Tommy Lee is taking a new role
Reality TV/reality sex-tape star Tommy Lee has a new exciting role… In a reality TV show. News reports are saying Tommy Lee is fulfilling his life-long dream of portraying Nancy Drew on camera, in a new series that “attempts to uncover various rituals, symbols, and other mysteries of secret societies.”
“This is the first show that I’ve been a part of that will blow our minds and reveal things that will explain almost all our questions.” -Lee
As opposed to what? The previous shows that only answered some of our questions? Okay, so Lee must have answered questions like “Is there a god?,” and “What’s the purpose of life?,” so we’re left with the more important shit like:
- How come you are still around?
- How come you got famous in the first place?
- Did you ever faint after getting a boner? I imagine your cock sucks up half of your blood.
Nikki Sixx has a book
How Nikki Sixx found an audience to sell his book to must be one of the world’s greatest unexplained mysteries. Sort of like yawning. You know, when you see someone do it and immediately start doing it yourself. Why does that happen? I bet you are yawning right now. Is it because I mentioned yawning, or because I mentioned Nikki Sixx? Who knows. But, he did find a few people and will hold a few book signing events. Yawn.
Motley Sue
More Mötley Crüe news for you today, although I must admit, I’m merely posting this news for my amazingly witty title. Ok, it’s not that witty, but considering my greatest achievement in my life is my 5 meter swimming badge I gained last year, this post is pretty high in my list of great things I’ve done. Not to mention it’s nearly as highbrow as my Motley poo joke.
So on with the post…
Mötley Crüe are apparently being sued Ron Toma who claims he owns the copyright to the “belt buckle photo” taken by photographer Michael Pinter back in 1981, used for the band’s debut album, Too Fast for Love. The band used the image without permission on hooded sweatshirts they are selling on their web sites.
So basically, some guy claim he owns the image of a male crotch. I would have used the image of the cover for my above picture, but I’m scared of getting sued. So instead I’ve used a picture of a woman called Sue, who just so happens to be wearing a Mötley Crüe t-shirt. Find the Too Fast for Love picture and all the info here.
Vince Neil is no longer skating with the stars
Mötley Crüe singer Vince Neil and pro-skate partner Jennifer Wester became the second pair to be eliminated from ABC’s newest reality show, “Skating With The Stars” after receiving the lowest combined judges’ scores and audience vote.
Source: Blabbermouth
Aaaaw. We feel for the man, just imagine what it feels like to have a chance to hang out with some stars, and then have that taken away from you… Stay strong Vince Neil, they can take your skates and pride away from you (though you probably took away the second thing yourself by agreeing to enter such a stupid show), but they’ll never take your dreams!
Vince Neil goes down
We’ve already written about “Skating with the Stars,” and the has-beens that occupy the show. Well, things took an interesting turn, because Vince Neil got down. And we don’t mean it like “he got down with the skating crew, bitch,” we mean it as something closer to “he got down on his face.” Watch the clip after the jump.
