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Ozzy rear-ended someone

Batman eater Ozzy Osbourne rear-ended someone in L.A. I know what you’re thinking… Was it Rob Halford??? No, silly, it was some stranger.

“Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, it all went down yesterday morning — Ozzy‘s Ferrari hit a Mercedes from behind right before entering an L.A. highway. We’re told both parties waited for police to arrive and then traded information — departing without incident. There were no injuries and damage was minor” writes TMZ.com

Watch the photos here.

Wait… Ozzy drives a Ferrari??? What?? The thought of Ozzy driving anything is scary to me, let alone a 300-horsepower beast. What was Sharon thinking letting him do that? He should be driving a Prius at best.

When asked if he’s still confused as to which side you have to drive on in the U.S., Ozzy had no comment. He just stood there and shook about.

Ozzy has an ear for concerts

Unfortunately, Ozzy had to cancel his last two dates of his U.S. tour due to an ear infection.

“ST LOUIS & MINN SHOWS RESCEDULED: (sic) Minn now Wed Jan 12 and St. Louis Fri Jan 14-tix honored and refunds are available at point of purchase“ said a tweet from Ozzy‘s official Twitter account.

I guess eating bats is bound to give you an upset ear once in a while, huh? Hey, blow me, it’s late and I’ve been drinking, if you don’t find this joke funny then you fail at life, virgin…

Ozzy rates his own album

Legendary vocalist and Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne, recently revealed his top 10 albums of 2010. Being not biased, and completely modest, Ozzy didn’t include his own album in the top 10… Or rather, you wouldn’t think he would, but instead he only went and ranked his own album at the number one spot. Wow, the audacity of the man. But he did also include Korn in his list, so you can just dismiss his top 10 now.

Check out Ozzy‘s top 10 list after the jump if you’re interested (and you shouldn’t be).

Need more advice? Dr Ozzy to the rescue

Living in the UK, despite being a developed Western country, unfortunately I have to make do with a mediocre (at best) health service. Sure, I could go private, but I can’t afford that. Now that’s where Ozzy Osbourne comes in. The veteran rocker has been “writing” his very own “ask Dr Ozzy” column for the Sunday Times for a while, and it’s been incredibly useful for myself and millions of other Britons. When I found my toe nail was growing inwards, Ozzy was there. When I had a sore throat, Ozzy described his perfect throat remedy. And when I felt a burning sensation as I urinated, Ozzy was there again to help.

So what’s Dr Ozzy up to now? Well it’s been revealed that he will soon be releasing a book Ask Dr. Ozzy in the U.S.A. ehich will be published through Grand Central Publishing. If you’re hoping to get this book for Christmas though, unlucky, as it won’t be released until around October 2011. More information here.

Grammy nominees announced

Yesterday during the “The Grammy Nominations Concert Live!! — Countdown To Music Biggest Night” this year’s Grammy nominees were announced.

We all know that the Grammy’s are the be all, end all of all metal award shows, so you should definitely check out the nominees for Best Hard Rock Performance and Best Metal Performance after the jump (or, if you’re smarter than I think you are, you can just read the huge list of tags beneath this post).

With past winners such as Korn, Deftones, Rage against the Machine, Nine Inch Nails and Soundgarden, you just got to admit that the Grammy’s won lots of credibility for their Best Metal Performance category. Yeah right, what a load of shit. Make the jump anyhow because this year at least 4 of the 5 nominees are in fact metal.