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Ozzy confirmed for some Euro fests
Despite actually being half dead, former Black Sabbath Metal legend, current MTV celeb icon, Ozzy Osbourne, has been confirmed for some big European festivals next year.
Ozzy will be playing the Wacken Open Air festival, set to take place August 4-6, 2011, in Germany, and the Sweden Rock Festival, set to take place June 8-11, 2011.
I can’t imagine Ozzy walking to his local corner shop, let alone making it all the way to Germany or Sweden, but I guess these have been announced early, so that he can start making his journey there now.
Ozzy is disgusted
News that the Westboro Baptist Church is using ‘Crazy Train’ to spread propaganda has got Ozzy shaking (well, more than usual) with anger.
“I am sickened and disgusted by the use of ‘Crazy Train’ to promote messages of hate and evil by a ‘church,'” singer Ozzy Osbourne said in response to news that Kansas-based Westboro Baptist Church used lyrics from his song at events surrounding Tuesday’s (October 6) Snyder v. Phelps Supreme Court hearing.“
Wait a minute… “Snyder vs. Phelps”? The dude who made Watchmen and 300 is fighting that swimmer dude? What the hell?
Source: Blabbermouth
Ozzy the old fart
“Ozzy Osbourne was once banned from his daughter Kelly’s school in England after farting and falling asleep in the middle of a parent/teacher interview.
Kelly was horrified when her dad decided to join mom Sharon for a meeting with school officials about her grades because Ozzy is known for passing gas and dozing off in public.
Kelly revealed during an appearance on “The Wendy Williams Show” earlier today (September 29), ‘It was me, my mom, my dad, my teacher at the table. All he kept doing is lifting his (butt) cheek (from the chair), and then he fell asleep!”
Usually this would be the part where I insert a joke comparing Ozzy’s farts to his recent singing, but since I can’t think of a worse way to embarrass your child, all I can say is: props!
Dr. Ozzy
Here’s a post you don’t see everyday. It’s written on a website whose name could be interpreted medically, it’s written by a (very bad) pharmacy student, and it’s about a (very bad) former reality TV star and musician giving tips on home medicine.
In his health column for Britain’s Sunday Times Magazine (Wait, what? He has his health column? That’s like a pedophile teaching a kindergarten class on how to behave when they meet a stranger…), Ozzy Osbourne writes (and some website reports), “Funnily enough, in the 1980s I used to cure athlete’s foot by pouring cocaine on my toes. They cut the stuff with so much foot powder back then, it was the best treatment you could find if you had an outbreak on the road. The only problem was the price, which was around $3,000 a toe.”
So, if you have problems with athlete’s foot and some spare change, you can treat yourself, Ozzy style. Now all you need is a bat to chew its head on, and you can feel what it used be like in his skin back in the 80’s.
Continue reading for more home chemistry tips. Just make sure you don’t blow off your fingers.
Slash and Ozzy, sitting in a tree…
S. U. C. K. I. N. G.
“Legendary guitarist Slash told Philadelphia radio station WMMR that he will likely play in Philadelphia with Ozzy Osbourne in January.“
We’re about as excited as Elton John reading a Playboy magazine…
You could listen to the interview here, but we won’t be able to respect you if you do…
