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British Has-beens: The Movie

“Wreckage Of My Past,” the documentary (and unintentional mockumentary)  about the life and career of British has-been Ozzy Osbourne, will feature another British has-been, Sir Paul “I got two legs, bitch!” McCartney. It’s a 70s reunion!

The film, produced by Jack Osbourne (of KFC, McDonald’s and Wendy’s fame), premieres God knows when cause who cares, right? Jack said:

“I’m trying to paint a realistic picture of who my father is.”

How hard can that be? Unless you make Ozzy paint the picture, then yeah, it’s a real challenge with all the shakiness and all.

MTV knows good music

The least anticipated music award ceremony of the year, the MTV European Music Awards (or MTV FAG for short) is getting closer and closer. And the nominations are in! Oh golly, my nipples are hard.

Fighting for the Best Rock award are Linkin Park, 30 Seconds To Mars, Kings Of Leon, Muse and Ozzy Osbourne. Wowza!

The early favorites seem to be Linkin Park, of course, because their latest techno album sold quite well. In all fairness to Ozzy though, he would win ‘Best Taxidermy’ in a heartbeat. Maybe next year.

Blast From The Past: Black Sabbath – Black Sabbath (1970)

Black Sabbath‘s first album Black Sabbath, including the first song Black Sabbath. Innovative. It may not sound innovative but it was.

A lot has been written about Black Sabbath’s debut album, one of the first metal albums, but it hasn’t been given a lot of crap. That’s what we’re here for. Read on after the jump.

Everyone Should Pay $1000 To Meet Ozzy.

Hey kids, wanna meet Ozzy Osbourne on his upcoming tour?  If so, you’re in luck!

Ozzy Meet & Greet Package includes ($999.99):

. One premium ticket located within the first 3 rows of the stage
. Exclusive Meet & Greet with Ozzy Osbourne
. Personal Photograph with Ozzy Osbourne
. Official Meet and Greet Laminate
. VIP access to the exclusive pre-concert party hosted by MC Big Dave
. Exclusive Ozzy Osbourne Concert Shirt
. Collectible Tour Poster (numbered, limited)
. Commemorative Sticker and Button Set

$1000 and you’re not even guaranteed front row?  Doesn’t matter!  Watching Ozzy Osbourne try to sing and forget his lyrics is worth it alone.  Also meeting him for 10 seconds, with a picture taking?  Concert shirt?  A sticker?  Wow!

What are you waiting for? Click here for further information.