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Ozzy will not make sense in yet another medium
It’s kinda ‘hip’ to hate Ozzy Osbourne right now, but I honestly don’t dislike him one bit. He’s probably the funniest motherfucker in metal, and his band is the reason we’re all here today, so the guy is a true legend.
However, saying he ‘doesn’t really make sense’ would be quite the understatement. You can barely understand what the guy is trying to say. So he sounds like the perfect guy to have his own satellite radio show, right?
“Osbourne is getting his own Sirius XM channel. It’ll be dubbed “Ozzy’s Boneyard” and you will be able to find it at Channel 38 on your Sirius XM unit. “Ozzy’s Boneyard” will include classic hard rock and metal tunes, ranging from his own band Black Sabbath to Pantera to Van Halen and more.
Ozzy will be a part of what you hear on the channel beyond the music. He will tell personal tales about his career, as both a solo artist and as the frontman of Sabbath. Specials hosted by Ozzy and his family — wife Sharon, son Jack and daughter Kelly — will also air as part of the programming. So, Ozzy’s Boneyard will be quite the family affair.“
Read full article here.
They had me at Pantera… Then they lost me at ‘son Jack and daughter Kelly.’ I respect both for losing a lot of weight, but do they really need to be on a show about metal?
Needless to say, the show doesn’t sound that bad, it’s probably gonna be better than most radio shows (terrestrial or not) around, so good on Ozzy for making even more money. I just think he should keep it metal and keep it just Ozzy, no Sharon, Jack, or Kelly.
Friday Top 10: Worst band transformations, part 2
Another Friday, another Top 10. Except this one is the same as the last one.
Well, kind of. Continuing from last time, we take a look at ten more examples of band transformations we could have lived without. Note that the list is not really in a particular order, and then make the jump.
Let’s get tattooed!
That’s probably the dumbest thing anyone has ever said after a drunken night out, even worse if they actually do it.
Now, while you enjoy watching the clip of the idiot above ruining his life, there’s actually news related to this article: Some girl got her arm tattooed after having Ozzy Osbourne sign it. Somehow that made news on Blabbermouth, and since we’re no better, I’m sharing it to all the Dominoes (Dose of Metal fans and Juggalos’ arch enemies). You can see a picture of it here.
Do you have any tattoos? Are you perhaps a hot chick? Is your tattoo in a naughty place? Is calling something a “naughty place” a sure sign of virginity? Comment, ladies.
Footage of Ozzy signing books
It may be hard to believe, but Ozzy is an author now. His book, “Trust Me, I’m Dr. Ozzy: Advice From Rock’s Ultimate Survivor,” is about his survival amidst the drugs and hard partying that happened during most of his career.
Above you have a video of his book signing in Huntington Beach, California.
More info and dates right here, baby.
Speaking of Ozzy, his son Jack will be a father. Congratulations! Sounds like a new reality tv.
Weak Recap: Pop a recap in yo ass, fool
Yo yo. From the slums of Shaolin, Dose of Metal strikes again!
We from the streets, yo. Break yo’self!
This Sunday, takin’ on the events of last week, straight from the ghetto — word up.
Sorry guys, just really tired and uninspired, so I went with a ‘street’ approach, just to relate to hip-hop fans who might be magically lost here. Make the jump and see what happened this week.
