Tag Archives: Ozzy Osbourne

Sharon and Ozzy sitting in a tree…

It’s amazing to me that in spite of all his antics, Ozzy is a happily married family man. You’d think he’d only last a few years in a marriage, and then file for divorce citing ‘bat signal misuse’ or something crazy like that, but he’s still going strong after all these years.

But all is not well in the Osbourne estate, because apparently they owe a lot of money, and it’s not the first time they’re in trouble for it, either.

“The IRS ain’t done with Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne […] The lien, filed this week in L.A., shows the couple still owes $357,070.62 in unpaid federal income taxes from 2007.“

Read full article here.

I wonder if they’re both going to the IRS office with a couple of pigeons.

Make the jump for a video of Sharon explaining the situation. You gotta give it to her, she is pretty funny.

God bless reviews

Ozzy Osbourne is a very contradicting character. He’s a legend, yet he gets laughed at. He helped create metal music, yet it’s MTV that relaunched his career. He can barely string a sentence together, yet he’s one of the funniest people ever. You can’t just put a label on this guy… Or on his wife… Or on his kids… Sometimes they annoy you, other times they make you laugh, other times they make you go “WTF?”.

One thing is certain, they’re all pretty entertaining to watch, albeit in small doses.

So what about his new documentary, ‘God Bless Ozzy Osbourne‘? Well, I wanna see it. I really do. And it recently got reviewed by Entertainment Weekly, and it’s pretty positive… There’s one word in that review that really makes me want to see this thing… They say the film is honest. That’s very important.

If you can make it to the Tribeca Film Festival, check it out. It’s playing on April 28th and 30th.

Young kids and instruments

This 11 year old decided to take a dump on pay tribute to Randy Rhoads’ legacy by covering his famous ‘Crazy Train’ solo. The result? Awful.

Is he doing tapping with his middle finger or is he flipping us off? This is sloppier than a $5 hooker’s blowjob. I’m sorry.

My rating:

This video is 3 years old though. Make the jump to see the same kid performing it again, in 2010.

Pointless Ozzy video

OzTV is a clever contraction of Ozzy and TV, if you didn’t realize that, in which case you’re probably too stupid to know how to read to begin with, so I can say anything I want about your mother right now, like how she likes diseased cocks and shit.

Anyway, “the new OzTV episode is here!” is what I read and I looked at it and I couldn’t figure out just what the fuck it is about. It looks like a trailer for something. Ozzy is barely on screen, 5 seconds tops. What is this? Is this a subtle message or something?

Help a pimp out. Make the jump, see the video, explain to me what it’s supposed to mean.

Weak Recap: The Big Fourth

Welcome to yet another Weak Recap. Last week, Mark did me, so this week I’ll be returning the favor. We’re also taking turns interviewing each other. As usual, we’re looking back at the week’s most important headlines. Why? Because repetition is the mother of all learning. And it’s also a pretty easy way to make another post without being original at all.

Make the jump to get reminded of how awesome we were throughout the week.