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Ozzy has a bucket list

Metal legend and bat aficionado Ozzy Osbourne has one big item on his bucket list…

“I often get asked this question: ‘Will there ever be a [new Sabbath] album?’ One thing I can say for definite [is] we are all talking, we are all friends. But it’s been 30 years since we did a studio album — if it’s not something extra, extra special, the people are gonna go, ‘We waited 30 years [for this…]’ But before my life’s over, I would love… my dream is to do the ultimate Black Sabbath album; I would love to do that.“

Listen to the interview here.

Wait… Ozzy was in Black Sabbath? WTF?

New Music Videos by Ozzy and Death Angel

Who loves music videos? Raise your hands. I don’t see no raised hands. Maybe because I’m sitting all alone in front of my computer and I don’t see a point in lifting my hand when no one’s around to see it. I should have asked that question when people are actually around. Plan B: “Don’t ask questions, just state your own opinion and don’t give a damn about what anybody else thinks.” I don’t like music videos, they bore me to death. If I want to listen to music, I’ll just turn on music. I don’t need YouTube for that.

But anyhow, for those who actually care for music videos, I got two brand new videos for you. Ozzy Osbourne released a music video for ‘Let it Die’. ‘Let it Die’ eh? That’s what your fans said. Also, Death Angel released a video for ‘River of Rapture’. Watch both videos after the jump, or do as I do and well, don’t.

Ozzy got shot by a pro

I purposely titled this post like this to mislead you, because news is slow and shit. What, I’m a sensationalist, sue me.

Anyway, pro shot clips of Ozzy Osbourne‘s show in London (18th of September) were uploaded on YouTube. Make the jump and watch them.

Ozzy makes people drive drunk

Look at that guy. The Prince of fucking Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne. He sure seems like an unpleasent fella, right? Right. Ozzy is so evil that he makes people drive when they’re drunk… through his music! He doesn’t even need to know you, nor talk to you directly, he will make you drive drunk. Just like that.

At least, that’s what 33-year-old William Liston thinks. After being stopped by the police for drunk driving, he claimed it was Ozzy Osbourne’s music that made him drive, “Ozzy Osbourne and his music made me do it”. Suuure.

I wonder what Osbourne will be charged with, ‘Using telepathy via his albums to brainwash innocent people into driving under the influence’? Even the Prince of Darkness can’t do that. Axl Rose can though. Pshh.

Black Sabbath’s Christmas message

Black Sabbath, or the two parts that make it, Ozzy on one side, and the three guys on the other side, have separately released their Christmas message to the followers of the band.

Speaking on behalf of Heaven & Hell and/or Black Sabbath, Tony Iommi thanked their fans:

“I want to thank you all for your brilliant support in what has been a difficult year.
I wish you all a Happy Christmas and a 2011 in which you achieve something you’re working towards.
See you at a show soon.”

Ozzy on the other hand took a more critical approach, in his weekly Sunday Times column. He is a journalist after all, right?

“All this ’10 more shopping days to go’ bullocks is such a wind-up. I ain’t exactly Mr. Holy, but what’s that got to do with Baby Jesus being born?… The faster we get to New Year’s Day 2011, the better.”

…said Ozzy, while counting the money he made from advertising iced tea.