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British Has-beens: The Movie

“Wreckage Of My Past,” the documentary (and unintentional mockumentary)  about the life and career of British has-been Ozzy Osbourne, will feature another British has-been, Sir Paul “I got two legs, bitch!” McCartney. It’s a 70s reunion!

The film, produced by Jack Osbourne (of KFC, McDonald’s and Wendy’s fame), premieres God knows when cause who cares, right? Jack said:

“I’m trying to paint a realistic picture of who my father is.”

How hard can that be? Unless you make Ozzy paint the picture, then yeah, it’s a real challenge with all the shakiness and all.