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Want to hear Maynard James Keenan groan?

Get any album he’s ever appeared on then, duh. What’s that, you got tired of them all and would like to hear something new?

You’re in for a treat, because SPIN is streaming the entire new Puscifer album, Conditions of My Parole. That’s like all Maynard, all groaning, all the time. Awesome, right?

Yeah, whatever. Now excuse me, I have to take a poop.

P is for Puscifer

Also, P is for Penis, as in, sucking one. Which is exactly what I think whenever someone mentions Maynard James Keenan’s “crazy” solo project, Puscifer.

Unfortunately for me, lots of people eat this shit up, and in case you’re one of them, you’re in luck, because track samples for the entire new album, Conditions of My Parole, have been posted on Amazon. You can watch the video for Man Overboard above, a quite generic and boring ass song if you ask me, and “amazing,” “work of art,” “genius” if you ask a Tool fanboy (which I appropriately call tools).

Yes… it’s that time… Headlines!

Is ‘Peace Sells… But Who’s Buying?’ an album you really enjoy?  If so, go over to AOL and stream the remastered version. I’ve listen to a few of the remastered songs and they sound great! If you don’t own the album, I suggest buying it because a) it rules and b) you can’t go wrong with a lot of bonus tracks!

Jag Panzer lost a guitar player. No, not the one that we interviewed earlier this year – it was the other dude. Christian Lasegue (pictured above) left the band for “college studies.” ‘The Scourage of the Light‘ is one of the best albums of 2011, so it sucks when a band as good as Jag Panzer doesn’t sell much. Oh well, that happens a lot in the metal world.

Fair To Midland posted an acoustic three song set. One of the songs can be viewed it here. My apologies for posting this.

Puscifer recently debuted their new single ‘Man Overboard’ from their upcoming new album, ‘Conditions of My Parole‘, over at Spin. Come on, Maynard! Enough of this Puscifer junk!  No one likes this project. Be kind to your fans and release new Tool or A Perfect Circle albums.

Photo credit: U. Bechstein