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The Rolling Stones appeared in Rolling Stone

Mick Jagger and Keith Richards topped Rolling Stone’s “The 11 Greatest Rock Feuds” top, because Keith made fun of Mick‘s tiny unit and all of that. Axl Rose and Slash came at number 10, surprisingly, but how can that be? At least Keith and Mick are still working together.

Anyways, go here and see the whole top. Watch out, it’s got one of those annoying image sliders… But we couldn’t be bothered to type all of it for you don’t want to spoil the list for you, so click them arrows and stop expecting us to do everything. Jesus fucking Christ.

Slash and Myles Kennedy get a room

A room to record the next Solo album together in, that is, as according to an interview with The Sunday Mercury, Slash has announced that the next album will have touring vocalist, Myles Kennedy, handling all the vocals this time.

Slash also speaks about the next tour, and how Donington and Download are the best places to play in the world (and of course he doesn’t say that about every place, right?)

Anyways, great news, now I won’t have to listen to that transgender chick from the Black Eyed Peas wailing over the top of Slash‘s riffs.

Slash + Fergie = Too hot for TV

Slash has a video with Fergie, and it’s apparently a bit on the perverted side, at least by TV standards.

“Slash‘s new music video for his song “Beautiful Dangerous”, which features a guest appearance from Fergie, is apparently too steamy for wide public release and will have to be edited. Slash was quoted as saying in a recent interview, “It’s very controversial. I thought it was okay but apparently there’s a lot of suggestiveness and we’re having a rethink.”

Read full article here.

I’ll be honest, if I had kids, I wouldn’t want them seeing this video, but mostly because I’d like to keep them away from middle-aged singers and awful music. So yeah, they should mute the audio track before a wide release. Think of the children, for God’s sake. Video after the jump… NSFE (not safe for ears)

Replacing Weiland is tricky

I once on the toilet one day and I took a pretty slimy dump. You know the type, the one that feels like peanut butter and jelly. I’m almost done and I notice there’s no more toilet paper left. I was faced with a pretty shady decision: should I jump in the shower like this and clean it up? I said… Yes… So I jumped in the shower and I noticed I left a trail of shit drops on my way to it, kind of like a feces version of Hansel and Gretel.

But I think, right, at least now I get cleaned up. Only the shower wasn’t working, and then I realized I had received a note a day prior about water being shut off for a few hours. So I thought to myself… I’m royally fucked.

Then I remembered I had both Mentos and a few bottles of Diet Coke. Pheeew.

“Trying to find the right guy for this thing is a lot more complicated than one would probably think.  So we will keep on toiling away it until we hit that magic and when that happens then everything will start rolling“ said Slash about auditioning new singers.

Read full interview here.

So yeah, from now on I check my toilet paper supply thoroughly before doing the deed. At the very least, I check the fridge for Diet Coke. God bless the internet.

Slash MTV crash

The world was shocked to find out that MTV still has some (low quality) music related content — last night they had the Europe Music Awards. Oh, and Slash wore a t-shirt which said cunt to an audience of about 600 million people. Our hero. See it after the jump.