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Steven Tyler denies having a large penis

Oh boy, here we go…

So, Steven Adler told a story about walking in on Steven Tyler screwing four women, and described his penis as being ‘the biggest in rock ‘n’ roll.’ In anyone’s book, that’s a huge compliment. Someone’s a witness to your incredible sexual feat AND is testifying about the size of your manhood. Where do I sign up for such press?

Don’t get me wrong, Tyler, but an eyewitness to your being heterosexual is something to cherish when you wear tight leather pants and makeup. I’m just saying.

So being the sexually secure guy that he is, Steven Tyler denied the claims. Yes, really.

“First of all, I’ve never been with a guy when I’ve been with three or four women. I just don’t swing that way; I’m sorry. Thank god I got sober. I might have wound up… Who knows?! I wasn’t that promiscuous, let’s just say. [Adler] was dreaming about my schlong.“

Read full article here.

I don’t know what’s sadder, Adler feeling the need to talk about Tyler’s ‘big penis,’ Tyler denying it, or me writing about it… Either way, there goes my credibility with the ladies. The fact that I’m ‘blogging’ wasn’t chasing chicks away fast enough, I had to write penis articles to make them run even faster.

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Christmas comes early

Yes, you read that right, Christmas will be coming early. Well, for all 4 of Steven Adler‘s fans (who by coincidence are also in his band) that is, because Adler’s Appetite will be releasing, not one, but two brand new singles on Christmas Eve.

Steven Adler was in Guns N’ Roses and recorded drums for Appetite for Destruction, in case by some miracle you managed to escape Steven‘s 4 million and 25 hundred posts about how he was in GnR and how the original lineup (including himself) really need to reunite. Funny that it’s the one that really needs the money that wants the comeback…

If by some miracle you actually care, you can find more info here.

Adler doesn't kiss Axl's Ass

After months of news relating to Adler kissing Axl‘s ass and constantly talking about his desire for a Guns N’ Roses reunion, the man has switched to frustration, calling Axl a “total baby.”

In other news, Steven also doesn’t seem to like Keyboard players much, saying the only thing he would have allowed if he were still in the band, was one keyboard player, at the side of the stage and wearing a mask.

Adler is still begging for a reunion, so it’s probably not a good idea for him to call Axl a baby and continuingly refer to his former band mates as “assholes”…

Then again, we all know if a GNR reunion actually happened (which it won’t), they would reunite with Matt Sorum anyways…

Source: Blabbermouth

Steven Adler just creamed his pants

Here’s a picture of a chick, just to make this easier on you: more Guns N’ Roses drama on the way!

Last night, Duff McKagan joined Axl Rose and The Hired Guns on stage, and performed a few Guns N’ Roses songs (for the first time in about a 100 years). Steven Adler was quick to beg comment on the whole thing.

Could this be the beginning of a reunion? Aren’t you just super excited? …Yeah, me neither. Make the jump to see the photos and videos if you’re really bored and haven’t stopped caring about this band back in 95.

Adler loves dogs more than Axl

The title above is the perfect example of how comments from artists can be taken out of context, because Adler actually seems to love Axl. He loves all of his former bandmates actually. I mean, you shouldn’t know that, it’s not like this is the millionth time the drummer has kissed their ass and begged for a reunion.

Basically this is yet another story about how much original Guns N’ Roses drummer, Steven Adler, really really wants a GNR reunion. He even prays to the invisible man in the sky for Axl Rose to consider it, although I can’t see that doing much help. I would think money would be more up Axl’s street, rather than prayers…

Adler admits there’s no one that he loves more than the GNR guys. That is except his grandmother and his dogs. Interview exerpts after the jump.