Tag Archives: Tommy Lee
Speaking of Mötley Crüe…
Whilst I don’t really like Mötley Crüe, because I hate their music and the band members annoy me, I’ve always kinda liked Tommy Lee. Not his solo music or anything, God, don’t even remind me of Methods of Mayhem or crap like that… But him, as a person.
I don’t know, maybe because he has a big dick. Or maybe because he got to fuck Pamela Anderson in her prime. Or maybe because I got to watch him fuck Pamela Anderson in her prime, over and over again. Or maybe just because he comes across as a nice guy who seems to live life to the fullest, without giving a fuck about others. There’s something about him that makes me kinda like him (not in that way).
Anyway, here’s a bad quality clip of a female fan riding his roller coaster — Is it porn? Nope. Literally riding his roller coaster. Just watch the clip, will ya?
I think that’s pretty cool. Pointless, but cool.
No more albums from Tommy Lee
Apparently Tommy Lee (of Mötley Crüe, Methods of Mayhem and the Pam and Tommy sex tape) will not be releasing any full albums from now on. Like you, reading that line made me jump up and down in innocent happiness. Unfortunately I read the rest of his quote and realized he’ll still release new music, just one at a time:
“To tell you the truth, I think the days of making a record, for me personally, are over. After this last [Methods of Mayhem] record I did I’ll never make another full record, I think. It’s a waste of time, ’cause people can only ingest a song at a time, so why not make bitching songs at a time and release them? If you want to call them singles, great, whatever; or at its maximum, an EP, four songs, done, boom. I just really feel like the days of the entire record are long gone.“
Read full interview here.
I could keep making fun of Tommy Lee and his bands but you know, he may have something there. Wouldn’t it be cool if bands, instead of releasing an album every few years, released a few songs per year? This way they’d get instant feedback and know where to go with the next track, and maybe after 2 years they can compile those songs with artwork and sell them as albums for the fans.
It wouldn’t be half bad in this era of music sales going down the drain. I’d honestly embrace it, although I was born in the 80s so to me, the joy of buying a full album will always be something special.
Plus it’d be much easier reviewing one song instead of 12. I’m lazy.
Tommy Lee is taking a new role
Reality TV/reality sex-tape star Tommy Lee has a new exciting role… In a reality TV show. News reports are saying Tommy Lee is fulfilling his life-long dream of portraying Nancy Drew on camera, in a new series that “attempts to uncover various rituals, symbols, and other mysteries of secret societies.”
“This is the first show that I’ve been a part of that will blow our minds and reveal things that will explain almost all our questions.” -Lee
As opposed to what? The previous shows that only answered some of our questions? Okay, so Lee must have answered questions like “Is there a god?,” and “What’s the purpose of life?,” so we’re left with the more important shit like:
- How come you are still around?
- How come you got famous in the first place?
- Did you ever faint after getting a boner? I imagine your cock sucks up half of your blood.
