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Vince Neil likes tits! (o)(o)

Vince Neil likes boobies. I have the same passion. What I don’t have, is a gazillion bucks to build my own strip club in Las Vegas. Vince does, however.

“It’s something I always wanted to do, so it’s like a dream come true. But this will be different and unique. It will be the first rock and roll strip joint. It was a business opportunity to become a partner that was too good to pass up.“

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Translation: I like tits, so making money showing tits sounds good to me.

Imagine listening to Mötley Crüe then getting a lap dance from a chick. It will confuse a lot of guys sexually.

Vince Neil is teh guilty!1111

Vince Neil, you know, the guy from Mötley Crüe, pleaded guilty yesterday to misdemeanor disorderly conduct. That sounds bad, but he actually avoided a more serious charge of battery constituting domes… AH FUCK IT, just read the fucking Blabbermouth article. I’m not your fucking lawyer.

He also paid a $1,000 fine. That might not seem like a lot, but remember, it’s not the 80s, so if you have about $900 to lend to the guy, he would be grateful.

Metal Militia strikes again

When I say “Metal Militia,” I actually mean cops who are busting on musicians. *queue Cops theme song*

So, we already know Paul Di’Anno will probably spend some time in prison for tax benefit frauds; last week Vince Neil started serving his 15-day sentence for DUI and speeding charges. And the latest victim of doing crimes and getting caught for it: former Alice in Chains bass player, Mike “Gangstarr” Starr. Apparently, he was caught with an illegal substance. At first we thought cops busted him with a Creed CD, but it was just unknown drugs. What will the Celebrity Rehab starr do when someone pays his $20.000 bail and he gets out? Will he appear in another season? Seriously speaking for a second, someone’s addiction isn’t anything to be laughed at, even though we’re kind of past that point already. Oh well now… Make the jump and see the mugshot.

Vince Neil’s sobriety is questionable

Ah rockstars. Gotta love their consistency.

“There’s other things in life than just drugs and alcohol“ said Vince Neil one week prior to his DUI charge. I guess he’s right, there’s other things than drugs and alcohol… Things like… Driving while on drugs and alcohol. Can’t fault your logic, mr. Neil.

“Vince Neil will plead guilty to a drunken driving charge on January 26 and spend two weeks in a Las Vegas jail. He was arrested by the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department for driving while intoxicated and speeding at 60 mph in a 45 mph zone in his Lamborghini sports car on June 27 near the Las Vegas Strip. He will serve 15 days in the Clark County Detention Center, followed by another 15 days of house arrest.“

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Do as I say, not as I do, right Vince? Hey, Lemmy drinks too, at least he owns up to it. So no judgment from me for your ‘hobbies,’ just don’t fucking lecture us on it if you’re not gonna stay sober. That’s all I’m asking. Is it too much?

The Dancing Queen is back

Not only is Vince Neil ice skating on live TV, essentially taking a dump on his legacy and dignity, but he’s also quite bad at it, too.

But those two negative things are evened out by the two hot blondes he was walking with the other day. He was asked about Steven Tyler‘s American Idol gig but I wasn’t paying attention. The milf on the left got all my attention.

So if that’s what you get for whoring yourself on national TV and embarrassing yourself, your friends and your family, it’s worth it. Where do I get my skates, yo?

Video after the jump. Get your Kleenex ready.